crazy cat lady 2
"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."
- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974
season 1, episode 6