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this new Scott Thompson show, hannibal, isn’t very funny.

this new Scott Thompson show, hannibal, isn’t very funny.

allergic to rubber? try latex.

allergic to rubber? try latex.

can’t you do anything right?!

can’t you do anything right?!

this IS NOT a scene from the warriors.

this IS NOT a scene from the warriors.

furiousape:

crazy cat lady 2

furiousape:

crazy cat lady 2

slang-king:

"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."
- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974

slang-king:

"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."

- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974

season 1, episode 6